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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:20:42 -0400

okoenig: CHANGE IS HARD HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO BEND A QUARTER

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:40:41 -0400

okoenig:

CHANGE IS HARD

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO BEND A QUARTER

x-enial: "Water Spout" by girlay

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:01:35 -0400

x-enial:

"Water Spout" by girlay

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:20:41 -0400

l-ush: rosy-ruby: Yum ♡more of my edits here♡ mmmm want

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:40:39 -0400

l-ush:

rosy-ruby:

Yum
♡more of my edits here♡

mmmm want

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:01:31 -0400

dailydoseofsamantics: There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:20:33 -0400

dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

evoleur: paradise

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:40:27 -0400

evoleur:

paradise

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:01:35 -0400

me: wanna go for a cocktail?

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:20:37 -0400

me: wanna go for a cocktail?
friend: im going for the cock i dont know about the tail

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:37:32 -0400

So I was waiting at the bus stop, and along came a rough looking bogan dude and his young son. The kid sees my Iron Man shirt and pulls on my skirt to get my attention.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:37:14 -0400

KID: "I love Iron Man."
ME: "Yeah, I love Iron Man too."
KID: "No, I REALLY love Iron Man."
DUDE: *rolls his eyes*
ME: "Iron Man is pretty cool, yeah."
KID: "I love his beard."
ME: "... I'm also quite fond of his beard, I must admit."
DUDE: *raises his eyebrows at me*
KID: "I want to marry Iron Man."
ME: "..."
DUDE: "..."
ME: "..."
DUDE: "You can't marry Iron Man, he's with Miss Potts, remember? Pepper?"
KID: "I don't know why. Girls are icky... no offence."
ME: "That's okay."
KID: "I think Black Widow would make a pretty bridesmaid, though."
DUDE: "Can I marry her?"
KID: "NO! She's a BLACK WIDOW Dad, she'll eat you! You can marry... Captain America, because he's nice and he's old like you."
and then the bus came and the kid fist bumped me goodbye, and then so did the kid's dad and he said thanks for not pointing out that you can't marry a fictional character.

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